Urgent Greetings.

We here at the Pipeline are excited to announce our most recent findings after weeks of exploring cures for COVID-19 (also known as the Red Party Special). The only solution is to treat the Coronavirus like the chicken pox was dealt with in the good ole days. If the media is saying the virus only kills old people, common sense can be applied once again. Yes, I mean we let the children contract the virus now so they don't get it when they are old. Book your flights and dump your masks America, let your window licking children roam free until they have the illness. Unless of course, you don't care about them. I'm talking to you, climate change deniers.

Scientifically,
Alan Throttle