Alan Throttle here again.

After a short period in Sin City amongst men with the sniffles, prostitutes, and troughs of alcoholic beverage, I have come to an extraordinary revelation. I was born to live in Las Vegas. I reached this realization halfway through a patch of what an acquaintance of mine informed me is known as "booger sugar." Enjoying this sugary substance off the crevasses of multiple lovely ladies reminded me of the frigid chill and thrill of Alaska. I am even afraid to admit, for a moment, my person felt more like an Alaskan in the Nevada desert than it ever did on The Last Frontier.

I sure am not implying that Las Vegas is better than any part of Alaska, but I sure do recommend my fellow Pipeliners to visit Viva Las Vegas.

Deviated Septumly,
Alan Throttle

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Hello, World.

Hello, World,

My name is Chance Rollick, and this is 'The Alaskan Pipeline.' Here at 'The Alaskan Pipeline,' Alan Throttle and I look at what really matters. By day, we conduct experiments in our lab and by night we fight injustice by blogging about it.

The world just isn't fair sometimes, especially in Alaska. We hope that we can share our thoughts and make the world just a little better, one step at a time.

Yours,

Chance Rollick


NOTICE: We do not and never have had a connection to the Trans-Alaskan Pipeline nor do we represent the views of that business or the handsome, burly men that work on it.